I'm sorry mom, but you have to stop knitting NOW and pay attention to me. No knitting allowed late at night, this is my time, your hands can only touch me and nothing else. How many times do I have to tell you this? You're simply spending far too much time outside during the day catching what's left of the sun instead of being inside with me. And now you knit at night, on top of all the other things you do during the day that prevent you from spending more of your time and energy on ME!